$1000 will soon be mine

I have really started thinking about what I should buy with the $1000. I have a few thoughts and need your help to decide.
Before we get to that, have you all seen the most recent comment? Someone claimed to have been part of the most amazing video ever. He also said they are in fact brothers. To up the ante, their dad is also part of it. Simply unbelievable. I really hope he isn't playing with my emotions. I cannot overstate how excited I am about this. I finally may get the answers to all my questions. I have a new question: it says that the video won 2nd place at a film festival. My question is what in the hell was better? Anything short of this video beating it is just completely unreasonable. And if it is all some cruel ploy on the part of some reader, just know it made my day anyway.

Ace had Joel McHale on today along with a celebrity BBQ specialist. As a protest I am not going to use any of the great techniques they talked about until Jessica admits that she loves Carolla. Until then, she will be missing out on some great BBQ.
Ace also had Ken Jeong on last week, who is better known as the "Naked Asian Guy" from The Hangover or the guy in the spandex unitard in "What's It Gonna Be.".(Language is not safe for my mother). He was hilarious. He revealed that he is an actual doctor as well. I started thinking about what would happen if his acting career fails and he has to go back to being a doctor, how strange would it be to have him as your doctor? I don't think I could take him seriously since I would be thinking about the scene in The Hangover when he jumps out of the car nude. The nude scene was his decision which was a bold choice considering his small penis. The best part of the discussion was Ace's questions to Ken: Did you consider chubbing up prior to the shot? That's a great question. I don't know why Ken wouldn't. If I knew I was going to be nude on screen, I would certainly make sure I could be proud of my performance. If you haven't seen the movie, just know that Ken should not be proud. It also reminded me of one of my favorite Ace related father tips. He was talking about how every son eventually sees his father nude, so it is best for the father to prepare prior so he impresses his son. Ace thinks it is vitally important to portray a strong image to your son, and I concur. It also sends a message to your son that he won't get laughed at in the locker room as a youngster.

Now to the important stuff: Anyone that knows me, knows that I love watches. I have a few in mind should I win the bet.
Option 1;
Option 2;
Option 3; or
Option 4 (4 times over; you must click that link. It's hilarious. And if you don't think so, you dear reader are a doucher supreme).
I am thinking I need to make Jessica go shopping with me when I look at watches. I really want to see the look on her face as I try on watches that are more expensive than she is comfortable with. I am open to suggestions of other things that I should buy. Please let me know if you have good ideas.

Until next time, Mahalo!