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Monday, April 13, 2009

More Hills, More Madness

Jessica is watching the Hills again. Wow, this show is terrible and completely nonredeemable. The show doesn't even pretend to be real anymore. Take tonight for example: Spencer (and his magically reappearing flesh colored beard) is having a night out with his equally creepy mustachioed buddy. They decide to go to the club and blow off some steam with a female bartender. Heidi gets talked into "trying to find" Spencer and lo and behold she finds him. I would guess there are at least 1000 bars in LA and she has no problem finding him. How are we supposed to believe that. Oh holy crap, I can't even make up how it ends:
Scene: Heidi and Spencer discussing last night (see above) and the waiter comes over and asks if they need anything else. Heidi says, "No, we're done." Now that is amazing editing. Heidi seamlessly conveyed the fact that she and Spencer were finished with lunch and that their relationship was finished. That is what we call symmetry.

I am a terrible blog writer. I started this on Monday and just posted it. I now understand why there are so few followers.

1 comment:

  1. You're not a terrible blog writter. You just need to stick to what you know. Write about Ace, sports etc. and leave The Hills to Jessica.

    p.s. Don't ever call it fake!
    Yolanda K.

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